star trek nipples: season 1
star trek extreme nipples: season 2
star trek wait what the fuck happened to the nipples: season 3
The best selfie I HAVE EVER SEEN. Love Captain Kirk photobomb, can’t be left out :’D
jean luc is so uncomfortable for this entire exchange and i love it
This is the one where Troi gets pregnant. How? Well, when a tiny beam of sperm-shaped light and a woman love each other very, very much:
"Dat ass" - this lightsperm
…the lightsperm travels into any nearby spaceship and impregnates a half-human, half-Betazoid woman…somehow. It’s never made THAT clear how this works. And you know why?
"Special" my ass
Because this is the new ship’s doctor!!! Uggggghhhhh.
I’m Feather Mullet and I’m here to say / I’m super stupid in a stupid way
My absolute favorite thing about TNG so far is most definitely Riker and the way he unnecessarily leans on anything and everything anywhere. The so-called “Riker Lean”.
Just look at this beauty…
…in all it’s glory.
The Riker Maneuver - without hesitation placing your crotch in eye level of other people as soon as opportunity arises.