YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE | Because what better way to passive-aggressively express your disdain for someone than to make a playlist especially for him or her?
01. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
02. Punch You In the Jeans
04. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole
05. You Stupid Jerk
06. Keep Awake
07. Everything About You
08. I Don’t Like You
songs you have definitely jammed out to at one point in your life
all the small things blink-182 ♡ weightless all time low ♡ hey ya outkast ♡ single ladies (put a ring on it) beyonce ♡ locked out of heaven bruno mars♡ fuck you cee lo green ♡ carry on fun. ♡ hollaback girl gwen stefani ♡ thnks fr th mmrs fall out boy ♡ i love it (feat. charli xcx) icona pop ♡ ni**as in paris jay-z & kanye west ♡ supermassive black hole muse ♡ talk dirty (feat. 2 chainz) jason derulo ♡ thrift shop (feat.wanz) macklemore & ryan lewis ♡ roar katy perry ♡ best song ever one direction ♡ tik tok ke$ha♡ bad romance lady gaga ♡ left outside alone anastacia ♡ we can’t stop miley cyrus ♡ i knew you were trouble taylor swift ♡ royals lorde ♡ welcome to the black parade my chemical romance ♡ i write sins not tragedies panic! at the disco ♡ fireflies owl city ♡ misery business paramore ♡ bangarang (feat. sirah) skrillex ♡ wannabe spice girls ♡ tribute tenacious d ♡ kings and queens thirty seconds to mars ♡ bohemian rhapsody queen ♡ mr. brightside the killers ♡ primadonna marina and the diamonds ♡ 'naive' the kooks ♡ gold digger (feat. jamie foxx) kanye west ♡ toxic britney spears ♡ ironic alanis morissette ♡ the zephyr song red hot chili peppers ♡ a-punk vampire weekend ♡ one day like this elbow
Is that why ancient Greek statues are all lacking in that area?
Classicist to the rescue! Short answer: yes. Long answer: It’s a bit more complicated than that, of course.
The reason we see so many statues that look like this (naked, buff, not-well-endowed guy looks into distance) is because it’s a trope that’s come up several times in Western art history. Most recently, the Renaissance and Neoclassical periods saw it used heavily because it emulated the statues done in ancient Rome. Those statues in turn were emulating an ideal that (some of) the Greeks, particularly after about 500 BCE, held.
This aesthetic goes hand in hand with several others in Greece — one of which was the athletes’ nudity in the Olympic games — intended to show off the (young, buff) male form. It’s considered by Classicists who study Greek art history to actually be a homosexual ideal, particularly that of the eromenos, or “beloved”, younger member in a male homosexual partnership, who was typically in his teens (hence why these statues are not bearded) and not yet (heterosexually) married. In sexual relations, he was expected to be (what we today would refer to as) the bottom, and thus emphasis was not placed on his genitals by sculptors and artists of the time. The other male aesthetic ideal, that of the erastes (“lover”), was typically older, bearded — think of all the bearded guys you see on Greek pottery — and (almost always) clothed.
(The association of big dicks with barbarians was derived from the fact that non-Greek men were not believed to conform to the erastes/eromenos relationship ideal, rather being more interested in heterosexual sex no matter their age.)
No wonder Xena chose Gabrielle.
The thing that makes me so happy about this scene is that John’s face when he says “I knew!” you can see the faint smile and that even though he’s reluctant to admit it, he has missed this and I think that’s the cutest shit ever
I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:
I WILL NEVER BE OKAY WITH THIS LINE NOT BEING IN THE MOVIES.
Benedict/Martin + Award Shows
A wild Benedict appears
86th Academy Awards [x]
"haha i want australia’s weather"
God damn it Misha
Sherlock Series Three
They seem to be missing a word here