reading: um i'm trying to reread divergent/insurgent then allegiant but i'm making slow progress ha

watching: (when i have time, which is never) scandal s3, star trek tos s2, heroes s3



did-you-kno:

Source



chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 


Harry Potter's Character Development

Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.


loudlikeloki:

the fall


sakibatch:

ive been laughing for the past 10 minutes at my own joke [x]


tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.






"Space: The final frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship, Enterprise
Its 5 year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before”


licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

Sober vs. drunk Sherlock

Forever reblog!


MYCROFT: My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher and yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart? 
JOHN: I don’t know. 
MYCROFT: Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.



every merlin episode ever

evil sorcerer: performs evil magic
evil sorcerer: KASSGFG ERASTYV VUHGITHY UTHER PENDRAGON
evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh
*****
arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever
merlin: ur fat
arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole
gaius: long day?
merlin: how come no1 appreciates me
gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard
merlin: wut
gaius: eat ur porridge
merlin:
random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately
******
uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease
uther: they r dying
uther: wats going on
gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this
uther:
gaius:
uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid
gaius: no for realz
uther: omg
uther: not my division u go arthur
arthur: but pops
uther: did i fucking stutter
arthur: ok nvm
*********
merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea
arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is
merlin: no
arthur:
merlin:
arthur: whatevs im taking u with me
merlin: wut
arthur: ily
merlin: u2
arthur: wut
merlin: wut
***********
arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here
knight: my lord its a monster
arthur: oh shit
knights: throw swords
arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works
merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*
monster: runs away
arthur: wut
knights: wut
merlin:
arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat
arthur: its a good thing u have me
arthur: i saved ur life
*************
arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there
uther: ur a fucking disappointment
arthur: i kno
uther: try again 2morro u coward
arthur: ok ily
uther: go away fatass
*************
gaius: so wut happened
merlin: my powers r not strong enuff
gaius: i believe in u
merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat
gaius: no ur not
merlin: thank
****************
dragon: young warlock
merlin: hey gurl
dragon: how u been
merlin: ugh dont even get me started
dragon:
merlin:
dragon: well wtf do u want
merlin: how do i defeat this beast
dragon: idk
merlin: yes u do
dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe
merlin: what the fuck
dragon: 2 sides same coin
merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat
dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead
merlin:
dragon:
merlin: fuck u
*****************
arthur: if i dont make it today merlin
merlin: yes
arthur: ....
merlin: wut is it my lord
arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok
merlin: *blushes* ok
knights: um
arthur: omg its here look the monster
merlin: oh shit
knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*
merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok
arthur: almost dies
merlin: fuck
merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*
monster: *dies*
arthur:
merlin:
knights:
arthur: i did it
arthur: its a good thing i was here
arthur: to save merlin
arthur: i saved his life
arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin
merlin: fuck u
**************
uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing
arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy
uther: wut a great prince amiright
merlin: fuck this shit
**************
gaius: im proud of u
merlin: thank
gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha
merlin: hahahahaha
gaius: hahahahaaaha
credits


mrspocksass:

bless Nichelle Nichols