reading: um i'm trying to reread divergent/insurgent then allegiant but i'm making slow progress ha

watching: (when i have time, which is never) scandal s3, star trek tos s2, heroes s3




George Takei,

You rule. 

Harry Potter's Character Development

Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.


the fall


ive been laughing for the past 10 minutes at my own joke [x]


Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

"Space: The final frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship, Enterprise
Its 5 year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before”


Sober vs. drunk Sherlock

Forever reblog!

MYCROFT: My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher and yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart? 
JOHN: I don’t know. 
MYCROFT: Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.

every merlin episode ever

evil sorcerer: performs evil magic
evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh
arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever
merlin: ur fat
arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole
gaius: long day?
merlin: how come no1 appreciates me
gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard
merlin: wut
gaius: eat ur porridge
random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately
uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease
uther: they r dying
uther: wats going on
gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this
uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid
gaius: no for realz
uther: omg
uther: not my division u go arthur
arthur: but pops
uther: did i fucking stutter
arthur: ok nvm
merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea
arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is
merlin: no
arthur: whatevs im taking u with me
merlin: wut
arthur: ily
merlin: u2
arthur: wut
merlin: wut
arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here
knight: my lord its a monster
arthur: oh shit
knights: throw swords
arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works
merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*
monster: runs away
arthur: wut
knights: wut
arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat
arthur: its a good thing u have me
arthur: i saved ur life
arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there
uther: ur a fucking disappointment
arthur: i kno
uther: try again 2morro u coward
arthur: ok ily
uther: go away fatass
gaius: so wut happened
merlin: my powers r not strong enuff
gaius: i believe in u
merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat
gaius: no ur not
merlin: thank
dragon: young warlock
merlin: hey gurl
dragon: how u been
merlin: ugh dont even get me started
dragon: well wtf do u want
merlin: how do i defeat this beast
dragon: idk
merlin: yes u do
dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe
merlin: what the fuck
dragon: 2 sides same coin
merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat
dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead
merlin: fuck u
arthur: if i dont make it today merlin
merlin: yes
arthur: ....
merlin: wut is it my lord
arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok
merlin: *blushes* ok
knights: um
arthur: omg its here look the monster
merlin: oh shit
knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*
merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok
arthur: almost dies
merlin: fuck
merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*
monster: *dies*
arthur: i did it
arthur: its a good thing i was here
arthur: to save merlin
arthur: i saved his life
arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin
merlin: fuck u
uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing
arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy
uther: wut a great prince amiright
merlin: fuck this shit
gaius: im proud of u
merlin: thank
gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha
merlin: hahahahaha
gaius: hahahahaaaha


bless Nichelle Nichols